It is shocking to see how many people get a divorce these days. It is death do us part, I always say. When your wife starts to show how the years have changed her body, you don’t just find a new one. Or when your husband is unfaithful, you don’t just leave. Instead, you remember that it is death do us part.
When you do get to the death part, you just remember that bleach doesn’t just disinfect but it can clean up, and bodies can fit easier in the garbage disposal if you chop them into little pieces. (99 words)