Mail Order Bride
“Bring me more food, woman!” Sam yelled at Ming Li.
Sam had used an online site to find a bride from another country. He, being a privileged white American male, just naturally assumed that his new bride didn’t speak any English. So, he mostly pointed and yelled a lot. Once she brought more food, Sam took a bite of steak and began to choke.
Grabbing at his throat and coughing, Sam tried to speak but couldn’t. Ming Li just stood in front of her disgusting husband as he choked to death and began to smile.
“All done?” she asked.